street children mourning! funny story

Once Upon A Time .... there is a thug who died due to drinking alcohol in the localization .. .
so that there is nothing in the funeral escort
except his family who are all thugs and criminals as well ..
Sidekick thugs who die are also led to the grave
although in severe drunk ..
When lowered into the grave, the friend fell into a pit grave
to receive the body of his friend, then he's sadly
saying farewell sentence .. ... ..
"Jack ... sssooorry, I can kagak ngazanin elo .., I again fly beraaat neh ...
I pesen aja cuman ama elo, like a kite when diajarin cleric was younger ...
elo listen to a bener ...., 'Ntar kalo kite-kite that nganter've gone from here,
going to have an angel who came asking for elo, if there are three questions kagak wrong .. .... "
"The first question, if the die ask God siape lo,
elo replied aje ... .. God ... "
"The second question if kagak wrong, ask siape prophet would die lo ..,
elo replied aje .. Muhammad .... let me forget ... elo kagak, remember the mamad aja
we just gebukin yesterday .... "
"The third question ... ...., (Long stare while megangin forehead),
... Oh, really sorry Jack ...., Kagak I can remember the third question ...
but gini aje .. if you do already answered two questions and still ask the macem die-macem, lo aje die beat! abis case ... .. ... "