WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL passing in front of you?

What do you do when seeing a pretty woman passing in front of you? and she's very interesting you. Most guys just can diem without daring to say hello to these girls. They may think, "Who I?" I was just a regular guy who is not handsome, not cool, not much money, just macem-macem wrote his thoughts. There are again some guys who are afraid if the cute girl who greeted unknown will be considered SKSD (Sok Sok Know Deket), or feel scared because they think that if a beautiful girl must have been taken. In essence, almost the average guy (except for Playboy) feel insecure / afraid to say hello beautiful girl who caught his attention. They fear with a variety of reasons which basically makes them wasting a golden opportunity to get acquainted with girls who crush it. Definitely not enakkan if you let him pass so he wrote from before thee? And maybe you feel it is the type of girl you really. Even more intriguing is that if the girl gives the signal to you, but you just ignored me as though diem, but inwardly you want to really know him. If you want to contact and lure girls, low self-esteem hilangkanlah you. Anyway PD (Confidence) aja MEN! It is difficult to develop a sense of PD, because maybe you do not yet know the secrets / tricks in the art of charming girls. If only you knew how to do, automatic self-confidence you will grow by itself. Did you ever think that the girl was actually waiting for someone say hello? Yes the average girl did, but most guys even afraid to start a greeting. If it were so yach nuisance dech! I will try to tell my personal experience during college. At that time I and my friends attended the birthday party at the house of one friend in college. Her show is lively, not only friends who attend college, but another friend's apartment was also to play along. In the event that any girl I know has not been sitting alone in the corner. I noticed from the very beginning of the show began, no one wants to approach it cowokpun. Do you know how it will look like? Jelekkah him? Absolutely not! In fact I think she is the prettiest angel in the room. Then I moved the seat to the place set of a guy who was outside the room. I do not think there they were busy talking about these girls. I can not believe why they can only think ngoceh talaga? But not a single of these guys who dared approach him. After nearly ten minutes finally I decided to approach the girl. Then I asked him, "Hey, how come alone aja? Do not join each other? " With a smile he replied, "Yes aja neh alone, out there who do not know seh" "Hah! No one knows? Emang kesininya to who? Oya! Sorry you smile very sweetly, " "Thanks, I'm here at my sister Mala," he said, as he split a smile. After that we both know each other and chatted until the show ended, and more gokilnya I'll be able to drive her home. From the above story can be concluded, that: 1. With me come say hello, I have helped Shanti (name of girl) from the loneliness that made him cranky. 2. With flattering words I say to him "you smile very sweetly," I have made him happy and more confident, because he must have felt he was very attractive when getting the word flattery / compliment. In my experience, girls really like to exalted, so to give him a good first impression with us, basically do not forget to give him praise. Indeed, if not used would be clumsy to pronounce words such flattery, and therefore you need a lot of practice. Try each meet women (anyone), try to compliment you can give him good. Girls really like it when there is a guy who praised the physique, it will make him happy and more confident. Just imagine if girls have felt happy because you have made him more confident, whether you would didampratnya? No way right? So no need to hesitate anymore. Indeed, sometimes there are girls who get mad moodnya more errors when you suddenly come continue to praise him praise, even I myself have slapped for it. But do not be afraid! Soon forget the incident! You have big hearts! Because it just makes your face red for a few minutes, and after a fresh re-you can meet again at the other girls, wrong right? Who knew one of them is your soul mate.

forget what the Arabic

* The guy: Ehmm ... ... how is said that ... ...?
    * The girls: good alhamdulillah Kabarku also mas, (while ducking the girls answer) masnya how's it going?
    * The guy: I also really good, how his studies in Cairo?
    * The girls: there mas was delicious, a lot of new experiences there.
Their conversation began more familiar and more jokes anymore, because I'm not so awkward anymore, every few minutes after that the guy started asking her unek unek during his stay to the land in Germany

    * The guy: oh yeah that, I want to ask ya to you, answer with an honest yes!
    * The girls: what is a goldfish? (With the curious girl bertannya)
    * The guy: you there are still loyal to you?, Not cheating ....?
    * The girls: opo seh you say?
    * The guy: do not ask why I just wrote, but you do not get mad yes.!
suddenly the girl was crying hysterically, and then the guy confused why he came to cry, then she asked again on the girl

    * The guy: why are you crying? what's wrong ask me that?
    * The girls: why do not you do not salah.sudah mas fair if you say so.
    * The guy: then why are you crying?
    * The girl: I wrote mas honest with you, I apologize to you mas
    * The guy: so what you're sorry?
    * The girl: (looking termehek mehek) I ... .. a .... A .... I ... ..
    * The guy: I ... I ... why that?
    * The girl: I'm sorry once again Mita mas, maybe I have to disappoint you there
    * The guy: so what are ...?
    * The girl: I was there once in Cairo who kiss the same person study there.
    * The guy: What ... ..? I have not ever kissed your girlfriend wrote you why other people already ... ...? (Looking angry) then you shut up aja?
    * The girls:-x @ 3 #% 4! @ 9 &
    * The guy: why do not you gampar he wrote?
    * The girls: in Cairo there was a rule where the girl was not allowed to gampar guy
    * The guy: you marai not he?
    * The girls: no ... ...!
    * The guy: Why ... ...?
    * The girls: (as she cried harder she said) because I ... ..?
    * The guy: because I was what ...?
    * The girl: because I forgot what his Arabic language "TEACHING LESS SO Sih LOE" (loud shouting very cool)

street children mourning! funny story

Once Upon A Time .... there is a thug who died due to drinking alcohol in the localization .. .
so that there is nothing in the funeral escort
except his family who are all thugs and criminals as well ..
Sidekick thugs who die are also led to the grave
although in severe drunk ..
When lowered into the grave, the friend fell into a pit grave
to receive the body of his friend, then he's sadly
saying farewell sentence .. ... ..
"Jack ... sssooorry, I can kagak ngazanin elo .., I again fly beraaat neh ...
I pesen aja cuman ama elo, like a kite when diajarin cleric was younger ...
elo listen to a bener ...., 'Ntar kalo kite-kite that nganter've gone from here,
going to have an angel who came asking for elo, if there are three questions kagak wrong .. .... "
"The first question, if the die ask God siape lo,
elo replied aje ... .. God ... "
"The second question if kagak wrong, ask siape prophet would die lo ..,
elo replied aje .. Muhammad .... let me forget ... elo kagak, remember the mamad aja
we just gebukin yesterday .... "
"The third question ... ...., (Long stare while megangin forehead),
... Oh, really sorry Jack ...., Kagak I can remember the third question ...
but gini aje .. if you do already answered two questions and still ask the macem die-macem, lo aje die beat! abis case ... .. ... "

Fart (Gokil abizzz but educate Enough) Hi .. hi .. hi ..

> Often shunned fart, fart frequently despised, often fart
> Considered
> Illegitimate child because sometimes not known who gave birth to
> World
> This, let us see past their Kasian fart ... ...
>
>
> Where fart?
> From the gas in the intestines. Gas in the gut comes from the air we
> Swallow, which broke into the intestines from the blood, gas and gas from chemical reactions
> From
> Bacteria in the stomach.
>
> What is the composition of fart?
> Varied. The more air you swallow, the more levels
> Nitrogen in flatus (oxygen from the air absorbed by the body
> Before
> Until the intestine). The presence of bacteria and chemical reactions between stomach acid &
> Intestinal fluid produces carbon dioxide. The bacteria also produce
> Methane &
> Hydrogen. The proportion of each gas depending on what you eat,
> How
> A lot of air ingested, the type of bacteria in the gut, how long we
> Hold
> Fart. The longer withstand wind, the greater the proportion of nitrogen,
> Because
> Other gases absorbed by the blood through the intestinal wall. People
> Eating in a hurry oxygen levels in fart more because
> His body could not absorb oxygen. (So do not like to hold back
> Fart).
>
> Why do farts stink? <== Pake question asked
> Smell of farts because the content of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptan. Second
> These compounds contain sulfur (sulfur). The more sulfur content
> In your food, the more sulfide and mercaptan produced by
> Bacteria
> In the stomach, & the more you fart busuklah. Egg & meat have a role
> Large
> In producing bad smell fart. Nuts role in
> Produce the volume of farts, not in kebusukannya.
>
> Why do farts making a sound? <== Make loud, but please read
> Deh
> Scientific explanation below .... Because of the vibration hole
> Anus
> When flatus is produced. The severity depends on the speed of sound of gas.
> (And
> Your anus hole diameter, hi .. hi ....) <=== Gw jg say what, if jd
> Dah
> On loose anus tuh .. deh loe ndiri imagine what it sounds ky?
> Original
> I own loud
>
> Why is rotten fart was warm & no voice? duh ... not
> Ya strong!
> One source of fart is bacteria. Bacterial fermentation &
> Process
> Digestion produces heat, the gas side is rotten. Size
> Smaller gas bubbles, warm and saturated with the products of metabolism
> Bacteria
> Olid. It later became a fart, though only a small
> Volume,
> But SBD (Silent But Deadly Silent But Deadly =).
>
> How much gas is produced daily?
> The average half-liter a day in 14 times fart.
>
> Why do farts come out through the anus?
> Because its density is lighter, why do not fart gas
> Do
> Trip to the top? Not so. Promote intestinal peristalsis
> Contents
> Downward. Pressure around the lower rectum. Peristalsis
> Intestine
> Made the chamber becomes pressurized, forcing the contents of the intestine,
> Including
> Gas it to move into lower-pressure supervision distinguished, namely
> About
> Anus. On the way to the anus, small bubbles
> Join
> Be a big bubble. If there was no peristalsis, the gas bubbles
> Will
> Break into the top again, but not too far, because of intestinal reply
> Complex
> & Berbeit around the bush. (Imagine if farts out of the nostrils). <==
> Ada2
> Aja nih ye
>
> How much time required by the fart to do
> Travel
> Kehidung others? <==== Gokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil llllllllllLLLL
> Hahhahahahah .... ahaha
> Depending on the condition of the air, like humidity, temperature, speed &
> Direction
> Wind, fart gas molecular weight, the distance between 'transmitter' with
> 'Receiver'. Once leaving the source, fart gas spreads
> Concentration is reduced. If the fart is not detected in some
> Seconds, then experience dilution in the air and disappeared into the air
> Forever. Except if you fart in a cramped space, such as
> Elevator,
> Cars, more concentration, so the smell would stay in
> Time
> Long until finally absorbed by the wall.
>
> Does anyone fart?
> Certainly, if still alive. Shortly after meninggalpun
> People
> Still can fart. (So do not be ashamed if often fart)
>
> At what usually people fart?
> In the morning on the toilet. the so-called "morning thunder". If
> Good resonance, can be sounded throughout the house.
>
> Why does eating nuts cause a lot of fart?
> Beans contain sugars that can not be digested
> Body.
> Sugar tsb (raffinose, stachiose, erbascose) if it reaches the intestine, bacteria
> In
> Direct intestinal partying and making a lot of gas. Corn, peppers,
> Cabbage,
> Cauliflower, milk also causes a lot of farting (no smell!).
>
> Besides food, what are the causes of fart?
> The air is ingested, eat in a hurry, eat without chewing,
> Drinking
> Soft drinks, a plane (because of lower air pressure,
> So
> Gas in the gut expanded and emerged as a fart).
>
> Do the same with the burping fart, but emerged from another hole
>?
> Not ... burp emerges from the abdomen, another chemical composition
> With
> Fart. Saltpeter contain more air, gassy fart
> A
> Manufactured by more bacteria.
>
> Where the departure of fart gas is not released if arrested?
> Not absorbed blood, not disappeared because the leak .. but
> Migrate
> To the top to the intestine and in turn will be out as well. So
> Not
> Disappeared, but only postponed.
>
> Could fart on fire?
> Could be. Farts contain methane, hydrogen is combustible
> (Gas
> Nature containing these components as well). If it burns, its flame-colored
> Blue
> Because the content of the element hydrogen. (Kalo climbed mountains, forget to bring matches
> But
> Want to cook instant noodle, wear make fart aja turn on the stove)
>
> Can lit a match with a fart? <=== Awesome!
> Do not be absurd. .. Another consistency. Also the temperature is not
> Enough
> The heat to initiate combustion.
>
> Why do farts dog & cat is more rotten?
> Because dogs and cats are carnivores (meat eaters). Meat
> Rich in protein. Proteins contain much sulfur, so smelly fart
> Animal is more rotten. Other herbivores such as cows, horses,
> Elephant,
> Which produces fart more, longer, louder sound,
> But
> Relatively odorless. (So better keep the elephant at home
> Instead of
> Dog).
>
> Is it true that getting high could smell the fart 2-3 times
> Consecutive
>?
> Fart contains less oxygen, may you experience
> Dizzy if fart smelled too much. (So who had a
> Hobby
> Smell the fart, should dikurangin) <=== Trus kalo pengen stoned again
> Tp
> Again broke, well ... nikmatin deh ndiri fart!
>
> What is the color of fart? <=== Important not you think now? Hehehe ...
> No color. If the color is orange like nitrogen gas
> Oxide,
> Be found out who farted.
>
> Fart is whether acid, alkaline or neutral?
> Acid, because it contains karbondioksisa (CO2) and hydrogen sulfide
> (H2S).
>
> What happens if someone farted on Venus?
> The planet Venus has many containing sulfur (sulfur) in layers
> Air, so there he farted no effect.
>
>
> But it was really touching,
> Sometimes when you cry, no one who realizes
> Linangan
> Your tears.
> Sometimes when you are very sad, no one who saw
> Pain your heart.
> When you are happy, no one would notice a smile
> Expand on your lips.
>
> But, when you fart .. everyone turned to you.
> Not moving, anyway? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA 

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